- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

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