- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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