Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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