- Anti Joke

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.