Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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quantum physics?

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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