Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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knock knock Goodbye

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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Women's rights.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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u know whats a crime? rape

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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whats brown and booky a book.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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