- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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