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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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