- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

womens rights

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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