- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Boys have swag, real men have class

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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