What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

a man was shot.... he died

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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