What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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A shark ate your mom

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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