How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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