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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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