- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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