Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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knock knock... ...no answer

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Penis

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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call me maybe.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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Anti Joke

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