- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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