- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

rent a cops

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

Women's rights

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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