People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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