- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Who wants $300? Me too.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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