- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Once upon a time a was born

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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