What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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women's rights.

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Vaginal secretions

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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