What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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