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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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