- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

What do you call an arab ?

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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