person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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