- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

800 people died last year. end of story

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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