- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

sucks Syntax...

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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