- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

whats brown and booky a book.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

u know whats a crime? rape

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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