How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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