- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Knock knock. Get out!!

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

anti jokes are really funny

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why was the man sad His got raped

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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