A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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