- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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