- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Justin Bieber.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

nothing

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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