- Anti Joke

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

The cream, it is coming

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.