- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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