- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

800 people died last year. end of story

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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