Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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