- Anti Joke

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Gretta has five legs? -no

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Feminism

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

quantum physics?

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