- Anti Joke

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

what's black and can't swim?

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.