what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

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Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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Justin Bieber.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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No your aunties a joke

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