- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Your mom.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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