- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

"Knock knock" Come in!

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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