Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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Women's rights

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You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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How old are you? 7

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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