- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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