Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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I am quite mature.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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