- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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