- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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