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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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