- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

A baby seal walks into a club.

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??