What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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