A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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