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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Knock knock... Home invasion

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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