Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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binladin walks into the american seals

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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